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smallest-feeblest-boggart:

THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED

(Source: catchymemes, via humorrelated)

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anenigmaticmosaic:

jollylollylily:

psychedelicfelon:

niveaserrao:

I still can’t believe this happened. 

GOAT

President Barack Hussein Obama has a great poker face. I would have laughed so hard.

You could see he wanted to laugh so damn hard lmao

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dafuqyouwantfrumme:

academicfeminist:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

I can’t even read French and I’m laughing my ass off

This is good

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mjalti:

me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:

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just-grasping-at-straws:

love-as-thou-wilt:

outrageauxbonnesmoeurs:

Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.

Don’t fool yourself into thinking ladies were demure and silent in the past. 

I would like more female characters being this open

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slutscumngo:

pumpkinmcqueen:

fieldbears:

hijinksensue:

brandonnbakerr:

sidizenkane:

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itsverybeautifulover-there:

sidizenkane:

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

And SCANDAL WTF

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

Oh my god. DEXTER.

THE ACTUAL NEWS

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

what is his plan

living the dream

Lmaooo

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